I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
Alexander Skarsgård for InStyle Magazine Sept.
"I’m gonna pet this sheep. Nice sheep. You’re fluffy. I won’t eat yo—
Oh hey that guy just popped out of that horse. Huh.”
what chu mean?
I have a separate blog for my thirsty and rare narcissistic moments. womp.
(also sorry I didn’t see this forever.)
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Hannibal petting that sheep is the most innocent thing we have ever seen him do.
And yet he was most likely scoping out what food he could make with it
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HANNIBAL CASUALLY PETTING THAT SHEEP IN THE CORNER WHILE A MAN CRAWLS OUT OF A HORSE OMFG
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